I’ve always thought the patterns on corncobs looked like player piano rolls. So I wrote a program that watches a slowly-turning corncob. Whenever a particularly dark kernel crosses the centerline of the image, it plays a note corresponding to the height.
You can download the Processing code from moonmilk.com/11/02/cornscan.txt.
On the way to SHARE last night, I packed a contact microphone and drumsticks but no instrument, telling myself I’d find something in the garbage on the way there. What I found was this nice metal garbage can lid.
Practice for Saturday’s laser whistle workshop. It’s cut from 1/4″ poplar. I won’t post the cutting plan until I figure out why only one of its two whistles is hooting and fix the problem!
NYCResistor rescued a battered old upright piano that was destined for the dumpster. There were 6 missing hammers right in the middle, so I made a quick and dirty set of replacements. Surprisingly, they have a sound that’s pretty close to the original hammers.
The hammers are lasercut from 1/4" poplar, glued together in pairs to be 1/2" thick and then sanded down to 0.4" to match the original hammers. The extended slot in the bottom allows me to glue the hammer onto the old broken shafts instead of replacing them, and to tilt them to the right to hit the strings at the right angle. The felt is some wool stuff from a craft drawer. Real hammer heads are mostly felt, but I made these ones mostly wood because it was easier.
Plans and instructions at www.thingiverse.com/thing:6242
I’ve always loved the sounds made by makerbots as they print out little plastic gewgaws. Tonight I miked up Jeff’s custom crystal Thing-o-matic as it printed out a shot glass. Acoustic mic is panned left, and contact mic is panned right.
I know people have programmed their makerbots to play music, but I like best the sounds they naturally make when they make objects.
This humidifier runs next to my bed all night in the winter. Sometimes its groans and whirs are so interesting that they keep me awake and I have to turn it off. It plays little cadences, drones, and repeating beats that constantly change. Or I’m just hallucinating in my half-asleep state.
I’ve been meaning to record it for months. It didn’t do anything particularly exciting during these 45 seconds, but you can hear it subtly change even in that time.
An improvised ocarina design, laser-cut and assembled from cross-sections. It’s much less ergonomic but easier to assemble than last year’s laser ocarina.
Plans and instructions are on thingiverse: www.thingiverse.com/thing:6182
p.s. I’m teaching a laser whistle workshop this Saturday in Brooklyn!
